Famous Jacobin Inventions (Elks Club)

Ali: Fasting a straight man, through insulting his bowels; a cop.

Sharif: Paperwork, the act of endowment to state, for having home.

Shaykh: Borders, the mutual argument of spouses as to war, as cover for lesbian sex, "club".

James: Witch trials, torture for those making reasonable exception, unless accepted by reasonable torture. 

Longshanks: Knights classes, those field executions to make war polite, hence the morale of farmer advanced by perpetuaty machine, munitions, created by "wizard".  

Drake: The swearing of spouse to refuse sex, for the obese with cloven hoof, exclusively the line; screaming and shouting irrationally, reserved for Drake, the hero raised as the brightest with same father as Drake, to be sent to federal prison, all others to drink fructose and sugar.

Pitcairn: Massed infantry tactics as damnation, the scan of the eye supplemented by snakes, the blood of the "Devil"; high whiskey, like found on the "Dark Continent", Australia. 

Gay: Thievery of bonds, to confuse police officer, those passing warrant; the press article, a "gazette", excusing "caped crusader", a lawyer.

Smith: The low tax, as a free service, those paid out of charity been given drugs, seen in public; the more drugs, the higher status, the "clown shoes", a "private chain"; the more foolish the business, the more foolish the customer, the more foolish the owner, placed under police surveillance, "ghei", their term for a homosexual moron in the family; a parson, someone given the task of counting impossibly large objects, to see if stolen, in exchange for police stings - therapy pamphlets, designed by pedophiles, those incarcerated and refusing privilege. 

Cummings: Deputies services as rogue state, for military soldier of fables claimed to be "explorer"; reported to be rogue, saved for Viking duty, in hostile climes, for failing to report for duty; "desertion", from bigoted militia units, the mail truck (the Mossad).

Lennox: The evil machine that runs Europe, through patrols of laws considered untidy to mothers, the pro-country movement.  Those fostering peace by humiliating out of masturbation, creating news items for the media to spectacle by eating of "taschim", the convicts food, spectacled, for a job well done, then murdered, after murdered by "penitent", someone guilty over helping their father succeed; lured by theater, into a life of hardship, sounding "retarded"; a clandestine police unit, "chasing a girl".

Glucksberg: Cripples in wheelchairs, eating fish in a pool. 

Fahd: Shemales.

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