Famous Jacobin Inventions (Elks Club)
Ali: Fasting a straight man, through insulting his bowels; a cop. Sharif: Paperwork, the act of endowment to state, for having home. Shaykh: Borders, the mutual argument of spouses as to war, as cover for lesbian sex, "club". James: Witch trials, torture for those making reasonable exception, unless accepted by reasonable torture. Longshanks: Knights classes, those field executions to make war polite, hence the morale of farmer advanced by perpetuaty machine, munitions, created by "wizard". Drake: The swearing of spouse to refuse sex, for the obese with cloven hoof, exclusively the line; screaming and shouting irrationally, reserved for Drake, the hero raised as the brightest with same father as Drake, to be sent to federal prison, all others to drink fructose and sugar. Pitcairn: Massed infantry tactics as damnation, the scan of the eye supplemented by snakes, the blood of the "Devil"; high whiskey, like found on the "Dark Continent", Austral