Anti-Psychotics

 Depression: You contemplated homosexuality, but turned yourself over to psychiatric care instead, to make you more violent and aggressive when demanded compliance.

Schizophrenia: you were given medication, but didn’t need it.

Bipolar: you had a suicide attempt, because of a homosexual teaching you religion, instead of your wife.

Schizo-Affective: you have a pedophile in the family, that placed you in an alcoholics anonymous program, believing you were gay, but you weren’t.

Uber Personality: you’re a genius, whose father has speech impediment.

Homicidal Disorder: you are in a stepfamily, and were forced to admit a live parent, as a dead one, in title or rank.

Psychopathic Disorder: you had an IQ over 110 in kindergarten (you learned how to read periodicals), but were placed with a low functioning homosexual who couldn’t judge your IQ (the low functioning homosexual, had sex with dogs, cats, mice, or dead bodies, ranking downwards in their poor function).

Addict: you have consumed so much of a drug, you are no longer functioning at a job or career.

ADD: you had a man wrestle with you, and he was a homosexual.

ADHD: you had a friend who dropped his glasses in his own feces, in a toilet, and he made a mushroom fart in front of you, trying to hold his shit in his asshole, and now you jump hyperactively.

Pederasty: you applied a form of art, to a potential military or field plan or criminal scheme, and you were unable to apply an academic form to it, to preserve the criminal community.

Nymphomania: you attempted to seduce an older man, when you were 13-17 years old, and now work as a prostitute in own mind, wherever you work for a legitimate consolidate share.

Satyrmania: you visited a dominatrix who turned you into a top, by engaging in standard intercourse with you, and now, you have no interest in sex or love, just masturbation.

Anarchism: you were patronized at college or vocational school or in military enlistment/officer’s school, and had a woman in mind, so you converted to anarchism, your patron a falsely competent individual who believed he or she understood your desire for power as sexual marriage (instead of personal choice).

Fascism: you were targeted by a film, cinematic piece, animation reference, or literature excerpt, after viewing it, now you have a severe rationalized state of hyper-erotic arousal, as opposed to standard rationalization, an erectile dysfunction (men) or panic anxiety disorder (women).

Homosexuality: you engaged in dangerous behavior towards the opposite sex, seeking to induce into submission behavior, but with physical force, instead of ignorance of physical force offered.

Transgenderism: you eat vegetarian, and if committing a crime, the state is unable to prosecute, due to the farm traditions of America and the livestock trade, so they offer you a free transgender operation.