Jock

 

Definition of a Jock: A jock is someone who is all natural, never worrying about getting buff, getting fit, lifting weights, taking combat classes, loving a girl, or saving someone’s life. The key to being a jock, is knowing how to take down people on performance enhancing techniques or substances, or in a closed or confined space, such as prison. Each cheap way to power, a ‘ripped’ or ‘shredded’, is a closet homosexual anyways – meaning they’re willing to rape you, your girl, or your kid, in a fight.

Steroids: Step to the side, to their left shoulder, and when they attempt to grip with their right hand (always predictable, steroids simplify your logic), it won’t be in range of your arm to go up, and your arm is down, then use your right arm, opposite, on their hip, when they pivot, to break their inner left knee housing cartilidge.

Creatin: Whenever they stand up, from sitting, they feel as if they have to use the toilet and defecate, however they’re standing, hence they should feel a rise, finished, even if empty with creatin, but they’re going up, not down, and feel like they have to go, so make a reference to them being a ‘shithead’, with your knuckles on your knees, in curled hands. Their palms will move on their legs, hunching them forward, with their hands curled and open, so they defecate in place standing or sitting.


GHB: move forward at them with your right foot forward, instead of the left, a kill position, but end on your right foot, so when they come at you, they’ll match with their left foot, a submission position, and they’ll attempt to step on your toe, let them, and swing into their head with a left handed knuckle swing, a hammer, striking their ear with the inseam of your knuckles, ‘their knuckles’ after the blow, feeling their ear as if struck whenever there’s a waxy building to clean, permanently pacifying them.


Fasted: Hold your left hand behind you, open with a slight, loose curl, and extend your right arm, and then when they approach, pull your right arm aside and swing with a digit extended upward and across from behind your back, raking your fingernail across their eyes.


Prison: Move to the weight room, after telling the target’s spotter that you want to join a gang, then slam the weight on the rack into the target’s head while they bench press, and put them in a coma, any way of fighting in prison is for a pussy, a bitch calls honor, and there’s no punishment for destroying junked state property (a prison convict).


Castrated: This guy had Suboxone, he’s a peak performance fighter, especially if overweight, shoulders square, glasses, or teeth missing, even one is a problem sign, so you get him to kick, he’s slower because of the Suboxone, and catch his leg and twist him to the ground with an inseam, then bend it outwards without touching the other leg.

Royalty: Don’t gamble or wager on them, anyone in the crowd or watching, they only comply in a necessity to strip you, your friends, your future, your past, or some element of the arena or your surroundings or paperwork or even your own tax bracket.

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