Jock
Definition of a Jock: A jock
is someone who is all natural, never worrying about getting buff, getting fit,
lifting weights, taking combat classes, loving a girl, or saving someone’s
life. The key to being a jock, is knowing how to take down people on
performance enhancing techniques or substances, or in a closed or confined
space, such as prison. Each cheap way to power, a ‘ripped’ or ‘shredded’, is a
closet homosexual anyways – meaning they’re willing to rape you, your girl, or
your kid, in a fight.
Steroids: Step to the side,
to their left shoulder, and when they attempt to grip with their right hand
(always predictable, steroids simplify your logic), it won’t be in range of
your arm to go up, and your arm is down, then use your right arm, opposite, on
their hip, when they pivot, to break their inner left knee housing cartilidge.
Creatin: Whenever they stand
up, from sitting, they feel as if they have to use the toilet and defecate,
however they’re standing, hence they should feel a rise, finished, even if
empty with creatin, but they’re going up, not down, and feel like they have to
go, so make a reference to them being a ‘shithead’, with your knuckles on your
knees, in curled hands. Their palms will move on their legs, hunching them
forward, with their hands curled and open, so they defecate in place standing
or sitting.
GHB: move forward at them with your right foot forward, instead of the left, a
kill position, but end on your right foot, so when they come at you, they’ll
match with their left foot, a submission position, and they’ll attempt to step
on your toe, let them, and swing into their head with a left handed knuckle
swing, a hammer, striking their ear with the inseam of your knuckles, ‘their
knuckles’ after the blow, feeling their ear as if struck whenever there’s a
waxy building to clean, permanently pacifying them.
Fasted: Hold your left hand behind you, open with a slight, loose curl, and
extend your right arm, and then when they approach, pull your right arm aside
and swing with a digit extended upward and across from behind your back, raking
your fingernail across their eyes.
Prison: Move to the weight room, after telling the target’s spotter that you
want to join a gang, then slam the weight on the rack into the target’s head
while they bench press, and put them in a coma, any way of fighting in prison
is for a pussy, a bitch calls honor, and there’s no punishment for destroying
junked state property (a prison convict).
Castrated: This guy had Suboxone, he’s a peak performance fighter, especially
if overweight, shoulders square, glasses, or teeth missing, even one is a
problem sign, so you get him to kick, he’s slower because of the Suboxone, and
catch his leg and twist him to the ground with an inseam, then bend it outwards
without touching the other leg.
Royalty: Don’t gamble or
wager on them, anyone in the crowd or watching, they only comply in a necessity
to strip you, your friends, your future, your past, or some element of the
arena or your surroundings or paperwork or even your own tax bracket.
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