Film
Singular Type of Film: There is one type of film. It
is the action movie. Anything else, is shit. Not as a perjorative, but a
definition of your bowels, passing, on a Rabbinical Synagogue stool, while
eating popcorn and soda. Fat, starch, sugar, and liquid. Hitler mastered this
form. As will you, reading this guide. Any other form of film, has failed, in
creating the action movie. It is still a movie, but it is only for money.
Agitprop: This is your basic action movie. You want to
go after someone, so it is the first in a sequel series. If it is successful,
in hunting a target, it is a 'classic'. It killed, your target, the hero,
trying to be the hero. The villain, was duplicated by your leadership, in some
form of agency, with the agent enforcing (the main character, the villain), as
the deus ex machina, the hand of God, the crane, in your film.
Target: This man has cheated an action movie. He is
the sequel hero, up against a more difficult form of villain. Every time the
first film is cheated, a sequel is added, for the villain that cheats, to
follow, as the villain, until the hero is finally invoked, as the hero, and
dies. If he doesn't see the sequel, he wins, your film's lead actor got too
old, and has to be retired. He has failed in his career, in hunting the man
that has cheated your movie by picking up the villain, and framing an innocent
man, as the hero, now to become the villain.
Sidekick: This man is your spy, on the inside, of the
action movie's sequel. He is placed alongside the hero, as the undercover cop,
with no real function, other than guarantees that the hero dies, for having
cheated an action movie and then not seeing the sequel. He is to be relegated
to the work of film that are not action movies, as a true believer. If he takes
a villain, after the sidekick, he has betrayed you, and is no longer a
sidekick.
Mastermind: A sidekick, that played as a villain,
alongside a hero choosing villain, to become a film school man himself. He is
now an espionage professional, one of the greats of film. He gets one chance,
at a mastermind film, to betray the hero, the target that he failed to
assassinate as the sidekick, and if doesn't do it, he returns to the life of a
regular joe. If he takes it, then he gets a producer's slot, in Hollywood, even
if the film wasn't meant as him.
Blockbuster: The victory film, of the mastermind,
having become a real hero, with his part labeled as the hero, and the villain
being the production company that produced the film. The entire work is a work
of imagination, except for a single character, hidden narrowly, the pedophile,
the framed fate of the man who cheated the action movie at the beginning of our
legacy, by posturing as the villain to trap a man as the hero. He is now a real
life spy of espionage, through his son or daughter, a man as intelligence.
The Man of La Mancha: A new superhero, or a retake on
a past superhero, a hero of children's culture. This man cheated because it was
the right thing to do, he was a natural film school man, that cheated because
it was the only option (the right thing to do, yet again stated). He cheated
and sacrificed his own life, because he was up against the most nefarious thing
in film culture: an aeteur, a film savante, using film to hurt people. He
killed another spy, but that spy, used film. He is now a man of the kind you'd
imagine in film, hunting something horrible. He sacrificed his body, mind, and
soul. He is Jesus Christ.
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