Conscription
Job Placement:
Contrary to popular belief, the draft is not a mandatory life sentence, nor is
it a direct plea for obedience. Your draft officer, expects you, to immediately
break draft rule; this way, he learns how to place you, in his unit. Otherwise,
he molests his own children, and the conscripted soldier, gets his own kids
molested. There are three classes of drafted individual, depending on the type
of draft dodge happening.
Three Drafts:
Cop: The cop, turned out to be gay. That
means, he’s getting married to a woman, or if it’s a woman, to a man, after
they ‘figure themselves out’, with their first arrest, to determine, what kind
of lady (or guy), they’re into. If your draft officer failed, he is now a gay
cop, an undercover patrols officer (he gets DSS called on him and then there’s
a divorce).
Soldier: The soldier, turned out to be a
confidence artist. That means, he already knows his job, he just wants hiring
references and job placement out of an accredited institution. He is now a
potential deployment, as soon as you figure out what he wants to do with his
degree. If your draft officer failed, he is now a drill sergeant, his dream job
anyways, he gets to live on base with a spouse (and claim his kids are
adopted).
Espionage: The spy, turns out to be your world
leader at the time of recruit. That means, he’s completely enmeshed in
politics, and could’ve been a natural politician in your country, within
college graduation. He now strips off his face, and immediately defects so
brilliantly, that he’s now impossible to draft, and only works per diem for
pay, otherwise he completely sabotages anything you expect for free, anywhere,
anytime, and he always knows, because someone invokes ‘God’, the universal spy
term for a failed draft officer of a past spy. The failed draft officer a past
spy, is a serial killer, and can’t be allowed near anyone.
Subclasses:
Informant: The draft officer, thinks it’s
legal, to draft a spy as a cop, or pull a criminal off the streets and send
them into a dangerous situation. This means the draft officer, is corrupt, they
want to interfere with someone’s family, and probably abuse animals as beasts
of burden, not in any legal tenable sense if they’re doing this. The informant,
unless prior a cop (the cop joins a state patrol unit and tracks the draft
officer), a soldier (the soldier goes psychopathic and returns with a biker
undercover unit from their home country), or the spy (the spy goes ballistic
and gets marked as a failed officer), becomes a religious tool in the civil
rights community, as a political agent.
Scientist: The draft officer, thinks it’s
legal, to control a college campus, or to turn a man into a broken ethical mess,
creating a scientific specialist. This means, the draft officer, is homosexual
from prior failure, and seeks to have friends through force, as his spouse
after being abused by her by his own hand, a ‘tease’, and then impressing it
upon his science staff. The scientist, unless prior a cop (a shutdown of
university resources), a soldier (a removal of a professor or dean or even a
chancellor or president), or a spy (a removal of the undercover program from a
campus and a cut of the program that the individual was drafted into for
military service), becomes a spokesman figure, to cover up grave national
threats.
Mercenary: The draft officer, thinks it’s
legal, to turn a man or woman into a sexual object, called a ‘flag officer’, a
term of staff officer for a base management technician reduced into
homosexuality as a religious order. This means, the draft officer is
incompetent from being stripped of field arms due to a media piece enjoyed by
vegetarians or vegans (a ‘feel-good’, referring to a homosexual vegetarian’s
pleasure on the toilet), and hates anyone on the planet showing weakness or
asserting their own civil liberties to be a generally annoying moronic piece of
shit. The mercenary, unless prior a cop (the base is placed under clandestine
prison corrections function), a soldier (the base suffers a shooting), or a spy
(the drafting officer is sent to a federal facility or otherwise there is a
vote of ‘no-confidence’ in the political party failing to incarcerate, leading
to a grave government change of resources), becomes a war criminal, used to
deal with atrocities that pleasure a foreign leader.
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